February 1st, 2012 by Mick Allan

When I was an Industrial Design student I designed a hand held mobile phone no bigger than, say, a Nokia N97. This was 198cough and I was marked down severely because, according to the tutor, mobile phone technology would never be small enough to fit inside such a small unit. And later, inspired by the groundbreaking work being done by folks in the world of Human Powered Vehicles, I designed a handlebar mounted fairing-cum-windscreen for a bicycle I was marked down because there wasn’t and probably never would be any demand for such a product.
I’m not bitter.
But it gave me a great deal of pleasure to buy one of these here Yepp windscreens >>>
… from David Hembrow’s Dutch Bike Bits. To keep the wind and rain off my little Rufus. I shall let you know how it functions in a future report. My only gripe so far is that the bracket which attaches it to the handlebar stem is such an enormous great lump (designed as it is to carry a Yepp child seat with, presumably, a child in it) that I fear it may encroach on the crotchal area of our little boy. We shall see. Reluctant to take a hacksaw to it just yet…

And this:

For the same bike. It’s lush, and now that every Beemexer on the planet is running compact – it’s now obselete! And hence very cheap! Which is nice.. To replace the (note: reversed to share the wear) ancient second-hand and knackered Profile ring which is on it at the mo.
Tags: africa, imperial, profile, windscreen, yepp
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January 30th, 2012 by Mick Allan
A small boy goes into a bike shop. ‘Scuse me mister, can I have a spacer for my headset please’?
‘Sure!’ Says the man behind the counter. ‘What size do you require?’ ‘Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen or fifteen millimetres?’
‘Oh. I dunno.’ Says the boy. And he wanders off back to the bus stop to wait for a bus which will take him home to his unrideable bike. The spacer will have to wait until next weekend. If he can work out how to measure it correctly.
Thankfully there’s a new product available which will prevent this sort of unhappy situation ever occuring again. It’s made up of two pieces of thermoplastic, and hopefully you’ll be able to see what it does from the images. Yet another of those ‘Why didn’t I think of that?’ products. It’s very cool, and I’ve got one.
I just need a bike for it to go on, but in the meantime I shall enjoy fiddling with it.
A long term product test report will be along in a while…..
By Australian outfit, Colony BMX, whose products are distributed in the UK by www.tabletopdistribution.com



Tags: adjustable, bmx, colony, headset, spacer
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January 27th, 2012 by Mick Allan
It was in Harrogate, just up the road. Bike shows are one of my favourite things (like flying on an airliner, no matter how many times I do it the wonder never leaves me) and so I couldn’t very well pass it up. It’s a small show and trade only. The UK cycle trade show scene is in a constant state of flux. There used to be just one or two giant shows every year, London and perhaps one ‘oop North’. But over the years many of the major brands left the circuit to start their own. It made sense for them, if a trade show is for generating trade there are a number of advantages to having your own dedicated show. Although this strategy wasn’t very popular with dealers – as a retailer the more brands you carry the more individual dealer days you have to attend. Companies like Marin and Raleigh were amongst the first to defect, and it worked very well for them, but for smaller companies who sell fewer bikes such an event just isn’t cost effective. The big shows still exist – doing very well in spite of the absence of Marin, Raleigh and the rest – but they are expensive. Too expensive for many of the micro companies. And with the public demand for more ‘public days’ adding costs – even more so.
Which is where The Bike Place comes in. They’ve spotted a gap in the Bicycle Trade Show market and rushed in to fill it. What they’ve done is create an inexpensive trade-only show, bringing together a group of smaller, often niche suppliers to create a classy event without the crowds and freneticism. If that’s even a word.
Not expecting to find anything particularly new I went to meet up with one or two people who represent companies who are presenting their bikes in the Cyclorama book. But I did find one or two interesting bikes and other doodads which I hadn’t seen before.
This morning, in addition to the joy of waking up to discover that the car had been hit by a bus in the street, I discovered that my big camera is toast. Time for a new one, but in the meantime I had to resort to the happy snapper so aologies for the quality. And apologies also for the horrid carpet which appears in some of the images. As ever, right click and ‘view image’ to see it biggered up.

Sanderson Solo
Sanderson bikes, steel, UK centric hartails. Very nice and earning a cult following.

- Electra ‘Flashback’ Ticino
When I started in the industry this kind of bike was out-moded and behind the times. My how things have changed. I certainly like it, and there are several companies doing similar things, Nirve and Trek included. But will people buy it/them? I certainly hope so. We shall see.


How can something so hardcore look so lithe?


Swoop.
There are only one or two places in the UK where a full-blown DH bike makes any sense. Our mountains just aren’t mountaneous enough. So say hello to a much more sensible weekend weapon, the Kona Entourage, a full blown DH bike in all but travel -170mm is all this needs to do its thing. Proving that it’s not about how much you’ve got, it’s the way that you use it..

Danny’s own trials brand. Note thru-axle front hub. Nice.
This thing has so much work in it. Very impressive indeed, and though it looks very nice this isn’t a stylig excercise, each and every tube junction is the way it is for a reason. More on this later – fingers crossed…


Purple anodising never left my heart.
Sorry I didn’t get pics of any Kogas which were there in force, and KCNC’s UK importer appear to be stocking the full range now – incredible stuff. But you’ll just have to take my word for it…
Anyway. Product of the show was the nifty Colony adjustable threadless headset spacer. More of which in a future post. Thought of the show? People are still spending big money buying high end bikes.
Tags: colony, electra, inspired, isaac, kcnc, koga, kokua, kona, magura, niner, sabbath, sanderson, santa cruz, transition
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January 24th, 2012 by Mick Allan
The car came back at the weekend after a week away, borrowed by the inlaws. I drove it to work today, just as I drove it to work yesterday. The weather is pretty dismal at the moment, freezing rain with strong winds, and so my pedal to work on routes which are quite pleasant for three seasons out of four become something of a grim ordeal. So I drove. No big deal, everybody drives right?
My point, which I’ll get to eventually, is this; If bike freaks like me, proper dyed-in-the-wool, life-long, committed cycling enthusiasts give up when the going gets tough how can we ever hope to persuade the general motoring public to adopt cycling? It’s not like I don’t have all the gear, the right bike(s), waterproofs, lights and all the rest. I’ve got no excuse.

But it gets a bit wearing when you’re struggling into a icy stinging headwind and one vehicle after another comes by too close, too fast, leaving you gasping in a cloud of spray. Drivers look at you as if you are completely mad from the comfort of their warm cocoons. And you wonder why the hell you’re doing it. For the planet? Why? When no one else seems to give a hoot. Answers on a postcard etc..
Tags: cold, motorists, rain, volvo, wind, winter
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January 16th, 2012 by Mick Allan
So, with the Africa Bike back on the road (just in time, the car is away for a week!) we now have a full set of bikes. Here’s just a few of them in a bundle:

From back to front:
Caz’s Gazelle Impala 7 with basket and silver Clarjis bags,
Big Blue Bakfiets with orange Clarjis bags,
Caz’s Custom Thorn kiddy-back tandem with SON and Rohloff. Attached to it but just out of shot is her (third!) Burley trailer.
And my Africa bike.
With the exception of the Thorn these are our ‘outside’ bikes. Everyday bikes which spend their whole lives in the *outdoors. In the coming weeks I’m planning to introduce y’all to these bikes individually. Why? Because these are tools, built to do a job. Not super high mileage bikes, not road bikes or dirt bikes. No exotic materials here. Just ordinary – dare I day boring? – everyday workhorses. They are answers to individual questions. Such as ‘How do I deliver a ten year old and a five year old to school and bring home the shopping?’ They are all very capable and share some things in common – such as high bars and hub gears – but different in their specifics.
Yeahbut. Why? Because if we want people to give up their cars we need to present them with realistic practical alternatives. And somewhere in that pile is the ultimate utility bike. Or perhaps its mummy.
It’s extremely unlikely that the quest for the ultimate utility bike will result in just one bike which can do it all. But that shouldn’t stop us seeking it. I’m really enjoying the journey.

*Of course the real reason these bikes are ‘outside’ bikes is because there is no room in the garage. Because it’s full of bikes.
Tags: africa bike, bakfiets, burley, clarjis, gazelle, impala, tandem, thorn, utility
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January 15th, 2012 by Mick Allan
The winter has finally arrived after weeks and weeks of spring type weather which has had nature all confused. Wasps in January?
Wasps? January??
I have my bike back on the road. Bike #1, my ‘daily’, the Africa Bike. I love all the other bikes, but they aren’t everyday bikes. The Bakfiets weighs a frickin’ ton for a start off.
If you’ve been following this blog (Thanks for reading my drivel by the way, I appreciate it) you’ll know that my Africa bike has been tweaked and tuned in an effort to turn a good tough little workaday bike into the ideal – my ideal – everyday utility bike. It’s an 18″ step-thru chro-moly three-speed with a rear pannier rack, front (frame mounted) cargo rack, puncture resistant tyres and a front mounted kid’s seat for my little Rufus. It’s a tank. It can carry a straw bale, a small boy, a teenage girl, and me. And tow a trailer. All at the same time.
Anyway. Being without it for so long has really brought home to me just how much I missed it. The novelty of the Bakfiets and the more recently acquired Taurus postponed the pain but in the end I was pulling my hair out.
It’s no super model. It’s just a bloody bicycle. But without it I felt bereft. Without it I resorted to the car more often than I should.

The really useful bike. It was only when it was unavailable that I became truly aware of just how useful it is.
It’s back (thanks Ashley at Cycle Heaven!), it has an ice tyre on the front rim all ready for anything the winter can throw at it.
Bring it on.

Tags: africa bike, bakfiets, ice, taurus
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