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My Other Car is a Bicycle

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012 by Mick Allan

The car came back at the weekend after a week away, borrowed by the inlaws. I drove it to work today, just as I drove it to work yesterday. The weather is pretty dismal at the moment, freezing rain with strong winds, and so my pedal to work on routes which are quite pleasant for three seasons out of four become something of a grim ordeal. So I drove. No big deal, everybody drives right?

My point, which I’ll get to eventually, is this; If bike freaks like me, proper dyed-in-the-wool, life-long, committed cycling enthusiasts give up when the going gets tough how can we ever hope to persuade the general motoring public to adopt cycling? It’s not like I don’t have all the gear, the right bike(s), waterproofs, lights and all the rest. I’ve got no excuse.

Going on a guilt trip

But it gets a bit wearing when you’re struggling into a icy stinging headwind and one vehicle after another comes by too close, too fast, leaving you gasping in a cloud of spray. Drivers look at you as if you are completely mad from the comfort of their warm cocoons. And you wonder why the hell you’re doing it. For the planet? Why? When no one else seems to give a hoot. Answers on a postcard etc..

Aaargh.

Friday, January 6th, 2012 by Mick Allan

Not content with the recent wholesale destruction of my beloved SRAM i-Motion 3 coaster hub, today I outdid myself in the Doh! department.

Riding my lovely new Contropedale with its recently installed front ‘porteur’ rack this morning, I stopped to take some pictures in the low winter sunlight which was streaming across the landscape. We haven’t had any rays for days, but this morning everything came together, the light was magical, the bike looked stunning and I was – genuinely – thinking that this is the best set of photographs I have ever taken.

Got to work. Plugged in the camera to the PC. And deleted them all.

There will be no images in this instalment of the Cyclorama blog. Because I am an idiot.

Normal service will be resumed asap. :/

Towards Oblivion

Thursday, December 8th, 2011 by Mick Allan

I’ve no desire to get political. This blog is supposed to be about cycling after all. But hey – one of the many reasons I ride a bike is because I give a hoot about the environment.

I watched the BBCs outstanding Frozen Planet last night. It’s the kind of program which restores one’s belief in the power of television. Attenburgh showed us that the rate of polar melting has accelerated at an astonishing rate over the last few decades. Watch it if you haven’t (This isn’t a debate about whether climate change is real or not, or man made or not. Anyone who still doubts that made made climate change is real and upon us really should get their head out of their behind and look at the evidence). If you’ve been following the climate change story at all this will not come as a surprise, but that makes it no less shocking and no less terrifying.

One of last week’s top news stories featured our Prime Minister visiting the Land Rover and Jaguar car plant, basking in the ‘good news for the economy’ that they were taking on 1000 workers to cope with demand. The week before that it was the same story from the UK’s Toyota plant. And nestled inbetween was the little story that the government wants to build more motorways. More motorways. Peak oil anyone?

My pet theory, that our species is prone to ‘Large Family Syndrome’ where we all make a mad dash grab for whatever resources we can and to hell with everyone else – whether it’s chocolate chip cookies or oil reserves – is going to leave our progeny and their progeny with nothing. Not even a planet they can call home if the worst case scenario predictions are true.

My school books in the seventies warned about the dangers of population growth. We did nothing about that either. I know that the story of the suicidal lemmings is bogus but the analogy can’t be beat. We really are, all of us, rushing headlong towards a precipice.

So to hear today’s news from the conference in South Africa that the US , the world’s biggest polluter, is trying to defer any action on climate change until 2020 just makes me want to weep.

What brought it home to me was the sight this morning of a jacked-up, macho-man Land Rover Defender 4×4 tearing through the village with the phrase ‘One life – Live it!’ stuck to his visor. So wrong, seven billion lives at last count.

A little less macho posturing and selfishness is required from each and every of us, individuals and countries alike, if our children are going to avoid being sent back to the dark ages. It beats me why the people who we elect to represent us cant see it.

Two of the children refered to in the article.

Two of the children refered to in the article.

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The Decline in Moral Standards.

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011 by Mick Allan

I am not alone in thinking that driving standards continue to decline in this part of the world. Every local cyclist I talk to feels the same way. What’s going on? Caz thinks that part of the equation is the squeeze on motorists costs. A large percentage of the motoring population still imagine that their ‘right’ to use the roads is greater than a cyclists by virtue of the ‘road tax’ they pay. Could it be that the increase in frequency of aggression and discourtesy towards cyclists is driven by an increasing sense of resentment that we are using ‘their’ roads for free? The reality is that we cyclists in many parts the world are widely treated as second class citizens.

Yesterday, for the second time in a month, I was overtaken on the right side by a car driver as I was making a right turn. This is by cars doing 30 and 40 mph. Legal right turns mind, following all the rules.

I’m an experienced cyclist, a qualified National Standards cycle instructor and a former professional driver. My driving licence is untarnished. I know what I’m doing on the road and I ride – and drive – as if my life depended on it. I follow the rules, and I follow them for all kinds of reasons, including a simple desire to set a good example and a reluctance to give ‘them’ any ammunition.

AAAAARGH!!!

They should have slowed down and waited the few seconds I needed to make the manouever. Unfortunately the urge to get to their destination was more important than my safety.

And in the last few days I was deliberately squeezed to the kerb by a bus which hadn’t left enough room to make a clean pass and I witnessed a Tesco supermarket delivery van driver reading a document whilst driving. You’d imagine wouldn’t you that professional drivers, whose livelyhoods depend on their ability to drive, would follow the rules. Is it a sign that First Bus and Tesco.com employ morons or that people in general simply don’t give a damn – about road safety, about my safety?

The danger posed by motor vehicles is the first reason people give when asked why they don’t cycle. If, as we suspect, driver’s attitudes towards cyclists is actually deteriorating where the hell do we go from here?

Well, I tried to report the Tesco.com van driver yesterday. It took five phone calls before I got through to someone who promised to pass on my complaint to the relevant person. They’ll call me back they said. I’m still waiting. My email to First Bus remains unanswered.

UK Over-run With Lawlessness

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011 by Mick Allan

Extraordinary scenes in the UK over the last few days. In towns and cities the length and breadth of the country there are people breaking the law, causing fear, destruction and even death on a massive scale. The police simply haven’t the man-power to deal with the scale of law breaking as perpetrators use the advantage of their overwhelming numbers to evade arrest.

The law-abiding majority of the population can only look on in shocked horror as events unfold before them.

Law breaking has become endemic as a small but sinificant minority of drivers refuse to let the rules of the road, or any consideration of the safety of others get in the way of their selfish desire to treat the roads as their own personal racetrack. Driving while using a mobile phone, speeding, tail-gating, red light jumping.

The government must act, and act now!


SPEED_BLUR

Banging our Heads Against a Brick Wall.

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 by Mick Allan

Caz comes home with yet more stories of being cut up, passed too close, generally treated like crap by motorists. In York, this self proclaimed ‘Cycling City’. And with a child on the back of her tandem. It makes me want to take up arms against them.

Twenty five years ago I wrote an essay on car culture for the humanities component of my degree course. It was titled ‘The Car Carry-on’ (see what I did there?). In it I argued that cycling could never thrive in the UK unless something radical was done about The Motor Car. I suggested that the Oil Industry was in cahoots with the Car Industry which was in bed with the Steel Industry. I said that the Advertising Industry, TV and other media were all in thrall to the car. At that time car ownership was on a steep rise. Cars were/are aspirational and that everyone who could afford to had bought in to the myth of automotive freedom presented by the adverts. Lack of a car suggested failure – then as now. The situation hasn’t changed. Today, as then, if you’re a professional person, a ‘someone’, you simply must have a car. I also pointed out that it was highly probable that each and every one of the professionals who were in the business of making decisions about town planning, development, road building, architecture were therefore car drivers. And it follows that each of those people would be making professional decisions based on their own set of notions. We’ve ended up with a car centric society because all the people who work in the media, local government, the automotive industry etc etc all have a personal vested interest in its continuation.

In twenty five years the situation has only got worse.

Cortina wreck by Sue Darlow

Cortina wreck by Sue Darlow

There is a mindset – the prevalent mindset – that cars are ‘normal’. And it therefore follows that anything which falls outside of that must be subnormal. This seething mass of motorists at the top of our society has decided – as one, like a swarm of insects – that the mass use of private motor vehicles is a valid transport system. We, as individuals can buy into this utopia/dystopia if we choose but if we do not – they say – we’d better get out of their way.

They say it every day by cutting us up, passing us too close, treating us as subnormal. They do it every day. They do it to me, they do it to my girl and they do it to her children. They do it to every cyclist. Because what they want is for us to give up, to stop being cyclists and to join them. To be assimilated into the group.

I know people – perfectly rational and intelligent people – who hate ‘cyclists’. Otherwise loving and caring individuals who will treat a person differently because they happen to be riding a bicycle. I know cyclists who, when they get behind the wheel, hate cyclists. This is how far we have come in the normalisation of the car. We are starting to hate ourselves.

As we’ve previously discussed – in polls of non-cyclists the number one reason for not cycling is the (perceived*) danger posed by motor vehicles. And in the same polls they claim that the single most important thing that would make them more likely to cycle is the provision of more cycling facilities. By which we mean presumably cycle lanes on roads, separate cycle tracks etc.

Among the folk who care about such things there is a big on-going and often heated debate. The Separatists argue that motor vehicles and bicycles are fundamentally incompatible and require their own facilities. They argue that the failure of cycling as a mode of transport in UK and US towns and cities is a direct result of the lack of dedicated, exclusive infrastructure.

‘Vehicular Cyclists’ argue that removing the victims of danger from the danger is grossly unfair – we should be removing the source of the danger. They argue that bicycles are not incompatible with motor vehicles but that it’s motorist’s attitudes which need adjusting. That perhaps if the road system hadn’t been designed for the exclusive benefit of motor traffic we might stand a better chance. If government and the courts and Police took road deaths and injuries more seriously we might have safer roads.

But of course they are all drivers too.

Selling cycling to a nation of cyclist hating motorists is a hiding to nothing. Even if we were to pool our resources how can we – the cycling industry, cyclists organisations and individual cyclists – ever hope to compete with Car Culture, the billions of pounds spent on car ads, the ingrained mythology of the car?

Answers on a postcard to the usual address….